DARK FUNERAL - Teach Children To Worship Satan (12" MLP on White Vinyl)

Dark Funeral’s Teach Children to Worship Satan EP stands as a testament to the band’s undeniable skill and versatility, delivering both original material and a tribute to their influences in equal measure. The standout track, An Apprentice of Satan, showcases the raw power of Emperor Magus Caligula’s vocals, paired with Gaahnfaust’s impeccable drumming. Lord Ahriman and Dominion’s guitar work shines, creating a track that is dark, unrelenting, and perfectly representative of the band’s signature style.

The EP takes an unexpected turn with its four cover tracks, a surprising yet thrilling addition. Dark Funeral pays homage to some of metal’s most iconic acts: King Diamond, Slayer, Sodom, and Mayhem. Each cover demonstrates the band’s ability to honor the originals while injecting their own fierce energy. The standout among these is undoubtedly their interpretation of King Diamond and Slayer, where session guitarist Larsa proves to be a relentless force, carrying the tracks with precision and fire.

While Pagan Fears doesn’t quite reach the towering heights of the earlier tracks, it remains a solid and commendable cover of Mayhem’s black metal classic. Dark Funeral’s passion and respect for their predecessors are evident, making this EP more than just a collection of songs—it’s a celebration of metal history.

For fans of the genre or collectors lucky enough to stumble upon this release, it’s a must-have. Dark Funeral delivers a work of intensity and homage that’s sure to satisfy both longtime followers and newcomers alike.